A misguided friend that defaults to flowers or chocolate. What a copout.
Example Sentence – “Mommy, why does daddy have to be a traditiogifter? Does he not love us?”
The feeling you get when someone loves your gift.
Example Sentence – “My gut was exploding with ubergiftappiness after she smiled at hearing the song. It was weird.”
Su-per Gift-er –
A subset of the population that cares more about their friends and loves ones and doesn’t care who knows it. Characterized by really thinking through a gift.
Example Sentence – “I’m gonna marry that supergifter. I mean, look at that ass.”